#ash ask meme

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

@tiffanyblewss this is your fault that in the lords year 2024 I am making banana fish shitposts

[vendetta-if]

Ash: I did it... I confessed to mc....i feel like i could explode...at least i got it over with- MC: [can now be openly and brazenly provocative when flirting]

Ash:

Ash: why do i feel sudden dread?

Ash: “Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”

MC approaching Ash, now ready to fully unleash their love and affection for Ash:

[its-a-me-mango]

Why do i keep remembering the ash baby meme when i look at telly lmao

They're practicing their ash baby pose, they're very good at it because they are ash baby shaped.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Chaol: I can excuse slavery, but I draw the line at assassinations!

Literally Everyone: You can excuse slavery!?

[transrevolutions]

today I was out walking and some lady came up and yelled "hey do you love terrorism?" at me. in retrospect this was probably because of my keffiyeh and the lady was a zionist but for a second I thought that I'd just been the subject of the world's weirdest ad campaign.

[theoryandahalf]

I would lowkey watch a tv show of Tom & Santi bickering - it is so entertaining.

Actually all of team theorists, they are all so chaotic & I love it

Ah...did you see FT's last TikTok?

This is how Ash feels about your TV show idea.

[vervainveil]

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

( based on this damned song. dangerous game by chris grey. it’s giving tension, but use however you desire. )

❛ we’re probably on a path to self destruction any day. ❜

❛ but i know you love the rush , you need it running through your veins. ❜

❛ addicted to the pressure, we don’t ever play it safe. ❜

❛ find myself in this world made for two, but only one gets the crown. ❜

❛ took a step into something new. i won’t ever turn around. ❜

❛ ‘til i’m lost in your maze, i’m onto you. ❜

❛ in love with the chase. ❜

❛ we’re playing the most dangerous game and i’m all in. ❜

❛ it calls our name. ❜

❛ we love being each other’s prey. ❜

❛ poison in your touch, you’re both the drug and antidote. ❜

❛ we’ve been dancing with the devil trying not to lose control. ❜

❛ fire in your eyes. i can feel you getting close.❜

❛ maybe we’ll beat the odds, but we don’t know the cost. ❜

❛ no i won’t ever stop. ❜

[the-lonelyshepherd]

Can you draw misty ash baby

misty fans in my inbox be normal challenge

[praetoravila]

fake title - anywhere but here

(you’ve got me in a mayday parade mood sooo bad i fear)

anywhere but here -

this would be a platonic btr boys fic centered around the four times all of them wanted to be anywhere but minnesota, james wishing he was famous, kendall wishing he was playing professional hockey, carlos wishing he was a superhero somehow and logan wishing he was a world renowned doctor. the last time would be them in la wishing that they were back in minnesota and reminiscing on the shenanigans they used to get up to

OR

anywhere but here -

olive and logan go on a roadtrip the summer before he goes off to med school and she starts her gap year. along the way, they have their first serious fight, have some realizations about what the want their futures to look like and make some choices about their dreams

[ashton-ryder]

What's worse: choosing who you'd fuck or eating properly cooked pasta?

"Choosing who I'd fuck, I'm pretty picky about that, if you haven't noticed. Food, not so much."

[vendetta-if]

Like I know it ain't Christmas anymore (but we're just gonna ignore that fact because you're gonna like this ask UwU) but just imagine.

They're all together having dinner and having fun. And they decided to do a secret Santa. Rin didn't know what to give MC so they gave MC a spicy photo with a dedication behind, but there's a mix up and Ash ends up receiving it.

MC: *holds a pair of handcuffs confused*

Ash: *reads the dedication out loud*

Rin: The photo was meant for MC and the handcuffs were for you.

Jealous!Ash and flustered!MC

Rin: *hand cuffs MC* But I like this outcome better.

*Rin drags flustered!MC and flustered!Ash away to a room and locks the door*

The rest of the family: 👁️👄👁️

Takashi trying to play it cool be like:

“Anyway… You guys want some more mashed potatoes? How about you Luka?”

Meanwhile Luka and the rest of the family are just sitting there, still processing what just happened:

Jackal was just minding his own business and focusing on eating, not really paying attention much to the talks around the table and when it happened, he was like:

Before he immediately starts snickering (and tries to hide it with no success) at the table’s reactions and awkwardness—he thrives in the chaos 🤭

[asherasgayagenda]

THEY LOOK SO GOOD AUUURGRGHRGFHFHGR

honorable mentions are cxs with his slutty boy bisexual ass pose and lg with his OH MY GOD ARE YOU SEEING HIS TRANSPARENT WHITE JACKET SUIT AND THE WAY HES POSING IN THE RAILING I AM INSANE

[umbral-stigmata-unbound]

A-Z Ask Meme | Open

@escortingsecrets asked: H T U for the meme?

Thank you for the ask!!

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)? Hmm, I don't really know! I don't think I have a favorite, really? I do well with any sort of source text, engaging with it only ever gets difficult if my mood or mental state doesn't vibe with the process. Like for example, if my brain is feeling overwhelmed, reading a book wouldn't be my preferred way to engage. Or if I just wanted to watch something short that I could stop after an episode, I'm not gonna be up for a movie, you know?

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? I don't think I really have many that I ever feel the need to defend! Most headcanons that I have, others have them, as well. Perhaps the only one that I sometimes see, relating to Sephiroth, is I headcanon him being as fairly socially adept in a way that he has learned how to navigate social situations. I see other writers sometimes play him as a bit dense on social cues to a level that just doesn't match my perception. I do believe he has levels, don't get me wrong, but there is a sense of ineptitude that I don't see fitting him. But, that's really only something I would defend of MY interpretation and understanding of the character, I wouldn't push it on others, so maybe that should count here XD Sorry, this answer is a bit pitiful, I don't really have any that I'd 'die defending', however that also has to do with my confidence in my portrayals and understanding, too.

U - Answered here!

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What happens when Ash says this to Serena? Especially with her massive crush on him.

Hi, whatcha doin’? Meme

Serena: *Blunt* You. *Look at Ash with a serene but lecherous smile*

[madame-fear]

[mountainashfae]

🍰 for Aurien and Vio?

🍰: What's something your OC counts as unforgivable?

Oh we are going for the jugular here.

Vio

Betrayal. Full stop. It was a betrayal that sent him down the path of an Inquisitor and led him to the Stolen Lands. Despite how often they seem to happen to him, he keeps trusting. That's what makes every one worse. While Tristian and Nyrissa betrayed him and were still allowed to stay by his side, it's less on them and more on his own personal effort for forgiveness. He's working on it, even if he slips up some days and his anger shows.

Aurien

This is a tough one tbh. Aurien is a person without a stable moral code. They will switch up what they believe at the drop of a hat if necessary. That's how we get contradictions like selling people as slaves in the Shackles and releasing slaves from Alushinyrra years later.

So things they find unforgivable are much more specific and tailored to the specific person. Things such as Mab/Mabhan attempting to have so much control in their and Orion's lives and taking away opportunities from them by hiding them from the gods. Areelu doing [insert wrath spoilers here] to Orion.

Stop the presses I found their one thing that applies to EVERYONE while typing. They're so protective of children that someone laying a hand on a child is what they find unforgivable. It's part of why they feel so guilty about Vio. Also the previous scratched out paragraph applies.

[ Odd OC Asks ]