#ash ask meme

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

@tiffanyblewss this is your fault that in the lords year 2024 I am making banana fish shitposts

[vendetta-if]

Ash: I did it... I confessed to mc....i feel like i could explode...at least i got it over with- MC: [can now be openly and brazenly provocative when flirting]

Ash:

Ash: why do i feel sudden dread?

Ash: “Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”

MC approaching Ash, now ready to fully unleash their love and affection for Ash:

[its-a-me-mango]

Why do i keep remembering the ash baby meme when i look at telly lmao

They're practicing their ash baby pose, they're very good at it because they are ash baby shaped.

[cartooncadet666]

my brain: draw it

me: why

my brain: just draw it

me: ok

lol

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[tozettastone]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sakura. more specifically dirt and ashes sakura 😌

Regarding the "new FMK ask meme where you send me one character and I answer what they'd be like in bed, what marrying them would be like, and how to kill them" post.

This one might need a little context for at least some of my blog followers. Dirt and Ashes refers to a fanfic I wrote some time ago where the Naruto plot line diverges following the Konoha Crush arc. It focuses on a Jashinist Sakura who follows Hidan around like a cute bloody duckling. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/4012402)

Let's go!

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Sex with Dirt & Ashes Sakura is probably unsatisfying. She's curious, but it's overhyped and underwhelming to her. There's no orgasm that feels as intense or as gratifying as dying in agony in supplication to a god who loves you. Obviously.

Also, if you do bite this bullet, you really have to be prepared for Hidan to eventually hear about every single thing you do together. Sakura will tell him. Like, they've held each other's intestines, she's been face to face with his limp genitals while she reattaches chunks of his naked body to the rest of it. Her dimly-remembered social conditioning has taken a few hits when it comes to TMI vs Hidan, and he's not squeamish. He'll ask. She'll tell. Just hope he doesn't give you constructive feedback.

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Marrying D&A Sakura is a bad idea because she's really dedicated to the holy doctrine of suffering. She violated it once, for Sasuke, and vowed not to do that again.

You'd probably have to convert, and that process might kill you if your faith isn't strong enough to carry you. But then, she might kill you if you don't.

Also, again, you are constantly dealing with the intrusion of Hidan into your life. One really does marry a spouse's whole family, I'm afraid.

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If you want to kill her, you will have to pin her down somehow and starve her until she can no longer produce the chakra to passively recover. It'll take weeks. (This is "canon" to Dirt and Ashes.)

There will be complications. She's probably smarter than you, for one, and if she goes missing for too long you'll get a face full of Hidan for your troubles. Be prepared to kill them both, man.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Chaol: I can excuse slavery, but I draw the line at assassinations!

Literally Everyone: You can excuse slavery!?

[transrevolutions]

today I was out walking and some lady came up and yelled "hey do you love terrorism?" at me. in retrospect this was probably because of my keffiyeh and the lady was a zionist but for a second I thought that I'd just been the subject of the world's weirdest ad campaign.

[theoryandahalf]

I would lowkey watch a tv show of Tom & Santi bickering - it is so entertaining.

Actually all of team theorists, they are all so chaotic & I love it

Ah...did you see FT's last TikTok?

This is how Ash feels about your TV show idea.

[vervainveil]

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

( based on this damned song. dangerous game by chris grey. it’s giving tension, but use however you desire. )

❛ we’re probably on a path to self destruction any day. ❜

❛ but i know you love the rush , you need it running through your veins. ❜

❛ addicted to the pressure, we don’t ever play it safe. ❜

❛ find myself in this world made for two, but only one gets the crown. ❜

❛ took a step into something new. i won’t ever turn around. ❜

❛ ‘til i’m lost in your maze, i’m onto you. ❜

❛ in love with the chase. ❜

❛ we’re playing the most dangerous game and i’m all in. ❜

❛ it calls our name. ❜

❛ we love being each other’s prey. ❜

❛ poison in your touch, you’re both the drug and antidote. ❜

❛ we’ve been dancing with the devil trying not to lose control. ❜

❛ fire in your eyes. i can feel you getting close.❜

❛ maybe we’ll beat the odds, but we don’t know the cost. ❜

❛ no i won’t ever stop. ❜

[the-lonelyshepherd]

Can you draw misty ash baby

misty fans in my inbox be normal challenge

[ask-theoverseer-max]

Dwight: You guys.. seem to be handling things here well..

Ash (covered in blood): You know what.. I've had worse days.

Cheryl (also covered in Blood): Mhm..

Leon (Limping): Yup..

[vendetta-if]

Like I know it ain't Christmas anymore (but we're just gonna ignore that fact because you're gonna like this ask UwU) but just imagine.

They're all together having dinner and having fun. And they decided to do a secret Santa. Rin didn't know what to give MC so they gave MC a spicy photo with a dedication behind, but there's a mix up and Ash ends up receiving it.

MC: *holds a pair of handcuffs confused*

Ash: *reads the dedication out loud*

Rin: The photo was meant for MC and the handcuffs were for you.

Jealous!Ash and flustered!MC

Rin: *hand cuffs MC* But I like this outcome better.

*Rin drags flustered!MC and flustered!Ash away to a room and locks the door*

The rest of the family: 👁️👄👁️

Takashi trying to play it cool be like:

“Anyway… You guys want some more mashed potatoes? How about you Luka?”

Meanwhile Luka and the rest of the family are just sitting there, still processing what just happened:

Jackal was just minding his own business and focusing on eating, not really paying attention much to the talks around the table and when it happened, he was like:

Before he immediately starts snickering (and tries to hide it with no success) at the table’s reactions and awkwardness—he thrives in the chaos 🤭

[praetoravila]

fake title - anywhere but here

(you’ve got me in a mayday parade mood sooo bad i fear)

anywhere but here -

this would be a platonic btr boys fic centered around the four times all of them wanted to be anywhere but minnesota, james wishing he was famous, kendall wishing he was playing professional hockey, carlos wishing he was a superhero somehow and logan wishing he was a world renowned doctor. the last time would be them in la wishing that they were back in minnesota and reminiscing on the shenanigans they used to get up to

OR

anywhere but here -

olive and logan go on a roadtrip the summer before he goes off to med school and she starts her gap year. along the way, they have their first serious fight, have some realizations about what the want their futures to look like and make some choices about their dreams

[ashton-ryder]

What's worse: choosing who you'd fuck or eating properly cooked pasta?

"Choosing who I'd fuck, I'm pretty picky about that, if you haven't noticed. Food, not so much."

[asherasgayagenda]

THEY LOOK SO GOOD AUUURGRGHRGFHFHGR

honorable mentions are cxs with his slutty boy bisexual ass pose and lg with his OH MY GOD ARE YOU SEEING HIS TRANSPARENT WHITE JACKET SUIT AND THE WAY HES POSING IN THE RAILING I AM INSANE

[umbral-stigmata-unbound]

A-Z Ask Meme | Open

@escortingsecrets asked: H T U for the meme?

Thank you for the ask!!

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)? Hmm, I don't really know! I don't think I have a favorite, really? I do well with any sort of source text, engaging with it only ever gets difficult if my mood or mental state doesn't vibe with the process. Like for example, if my brain is feeling overwhelmed, reading a book wouldn't be my preferred way to engage. Or if I just wanted to watch something short that I could stop after an episode, I'm not gonna be up for a movie, you know?

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? I don't think I really have many that I ever feel the need to defend! Most headcanons that I have, others have them, as well. Perhaps the only one that I sometimes see, relating to Sephiroth, is I headcanon him being as fairly socially adept in a way that he has learned how to navigate social situations. I see other writers sometimes play him as a bit dense on social cues to a level that just doesn't match my perception. I do believe he has levels, don't get me wrong, but there is a sense of ineptitude that I don't see fitting him. But, that's really only something I would defend of MY interpretation and understanding of the character, I wouldn't push it on others, so maybe that should count here XD Sorry, this answer is a bit pitiful, I don't really have any that I'd 'die defending', however that also has to do with my confidence in my portrayals and understanding, too.

U - Answered here!